Funnies

Overheard in the lunchroom:

G: I saw Mr. 'B' (our custodian) at Burger King over the weekend.

E: Oh that's nice.

G: Yeah, that's where he got his BIG belly!

{giggles}

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A: I have a tummy ache

R: what would you like me to do?

A: I think I should see the nurse and see what she'll do.

R: what do you think the nurse will do for you?

A: I dunno - I don't know anything about doctors.

{smile}

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S: I like white milk and it's HEALTHY for you.

me: yes it is - glad you like it.

S: Not like THAT (pointing to chocolate milk) kind.

me: you don't like chocolate milk?

S: It's not as healthy.....and it has CHOCOLATE in it!

me: you say that like it's a bad thing.

{grins}